January 5, 2007

Stinky, Linky Love Day

Okay, this is cool---I heard from Cat Taber, the veryveryvery fine actor who read the audio version of gods in Alabama. She’s set up her own website which has all this SEXY FLASH. In film clips you can see stuff like Cat being SUPER MEAN to Reese Witherspoon in Just Like Heaven, and in AUDIO you can hear a chunk of her reading the STUFFING out of gods in Alabama.

BUSINESS: If you won memes, I WILL get to the post office before January is over. PINKY SWEAR. But I am slow, slow like the way you cook Chili, only less gassy. Wow. THAT Metaphor sure got away from me… ahem. Beg Pardon. I am SO tired. Been up working since about 1:15 this morning.

TOGWISS has decided to violently come together for me in a weird way that has me bolting upright in the middle of the night and heading down to tip and tap and poke and dab at my poor keyboard all through the hours when sensible people are dreaming about being mermaids and singing Johnny Depp off ships and then tugboating him off to a deserted island to feed him on Sushi and coconuts and ask him if he wouldn’t like to put on just a TEENY bit of eyeliner and dance around waving a cutlass---- Yeah. That one got away from me too. I’d best shut my cakehole.

My beloved friend Lydia had a video go VIRAL on YOU TUBE a bit ago. She’s a homeschooler and she’s set up a program where kids come to the library every week and do a book report. Her daughter, Sadie, is only TWO, but she does a book report because she can’t stand to let her older brother Benny get all the glory. It's hysterical...little SADIE got HECKLED!

There are two videos posted – you want to scroll down to the SECOND. There is a transcript below in case you do not speak toddler.
Run go see…

Posted by joshilyn at January 5, 2007 5:34 AM

What I could see of Cat's website was beautiful, but I didn't have any luck getting the clips to work for me. Her connection is too flash-heavy for my rather low-end 'net connection to handle. (I wish people who do those beautiful-but-bulky flash-based sites would put up a link to a simple HTML or CSS based site too and give people a choice. Even these days not all of us have access to broadband.)

Sadie's video, however, rocked! I watched it three times! :-D

Posted by: DebR at January 5, 2007 9:09 AM

Sadie is my new hero. "I am! I am a human!" You tell 'em!

Posted by: Aimee at January 5, 2007 10:42 AM

Mmmmm...Johnny Depp...

I'm sorry, did you say something? ;)

I did manage to notice that Sadie is WAY cute. And human. I'm pretty sure.

Posted by: Amy-Go at January 5, 2007 6:05 PM

Oh, little kids like Maisey and Sadie make me get the baby blues...thank God I'm post menopausal.

Posted by: Cele at January 5, 2007 8:15 PM

Mine still says she's not a girl. Now I just have to teach her to tell everyone that she's hooman.

Posted by: Michelle at January 6, 2007 12:59 PM

Sadie is too cute.
But really, it took me a few minutes to get past the idea of being a mermaid and watching JD with a cutlass.
One of the most disturbing moments of my life was watching "Pirates" the first time and realizing that me and my daughter were sighing at all the same parts, and all of those parts had JD in them. I mean, REALLY! When the heck did she get old enough to crush on my original crush? So what did I do? Well, I went out and bought the entire first season of "21 Jumpstreet" on DVD, so she could see what he looked like when I was her age. And do you know what happened? Yeah...we sighed at all the same parts. Some things are just beyond weird.

Posted by: dee at January 6, 2007 8:21 PM