August 9, 2006

Contestual Memehood

Today I got tagged for a pretty dern cool meme, but oh my best beloveds I have had a DAY. Meme me no memes. YA'LL meme it up in the comments, I could use some good book recs.

Meanwhile, here is a little contest. I will send a PRIZE to whoever guesses where I was ALL STINKING DAY TODAY when I was supposed to be doing a spot on TV and then having a nice lunch with the book editor for the AJC... Seriously.
Hint: It is the LAST place I would ever expect to find me.

No hints from those of you who KNOW. Keep your yaps shut or the whole thing is VOID. She said crabbily. First correct guess only, and the prize pack will be nice! Audible, even, and foxy, and maybe I will throw in an ARC that I have lying around. BE IMAGINATIVE.
Hint: The answer is NOT "Kroger."


Posted by joshilyn at August 9, 2006 9:48 PM

Ok, I guess the ER. That's always where I end up when I least expect it.

Posted by: mom on a wire at August 9, 2006 10:18 PM


That's the last place I'd expect.

Posted by: Autumn at August 9, 2006 10:30 PM

Is it cheating to guess twice?

1. Passed out in the men's bathroom of a bar you don't remember going to

2. Alien abduction.

Posted by: Jenny at August 9, 2006 10:41 PM

I'm going to guess that you were shopping for shoes at that big warehouse-y suburban store with the terrible fluorescent lighting that also has drain cleaner and tires and diapers and fake flowers and that rhymes with Cal-Part, because I'm pretty sure you'd rather go bare-footed than to wear shoes from that store.

Posted by: Courtney at August 9, 2006 11:06 PM

My first guesses were the ER or jail, but since those have already been guessed, I think you were:

Trapped in an elevator


Getting a tattoo


Having an emergency root canal


In school trying to get Sam's uniform situation straightened out

Posted by: DebR at August 9, 2006 11:12 PM

Buying a robot?

Posted by: Phoebe at August 9, 2006 11:24 PM


Posted by: Heather at August 9, 2006 11:59 PM

Having exotic robot sex tea and spraying pervert mist?

Posted by: Heather at August 10, 2006 12:00 AM

Ugh, it has to be hideous - Jail has been taken. hmmm, I'll go with dentist office.

Posted by: Cele at August 10, 2006 12:42 AM

Jury duty?

Traffic court?

At the OBGYN for pregnancy tests? (Hehe. Just trying to imagine where the last place I'd ever expect to find *me* would be.)

Between, Georgia? (Well, I guess that's not beyond the realm of possibility and hopefully would not be a BAD thing...)

Posted by: Julie at August 10, 2006 12:44 AM

Waiting to get into Molten Core? (No wait..that is entirely possible..)

You were stuck at the hospital and forced to watch that Lamaze film because the tropical fish eye lady FOUND out about your blog and kidnapped you and tied you to a chair.....and FORCE FED YOU hours upon hours of THAT FILM....

That's the VERY LAST PLACE I would expect you to be...wanna go to Molten Core? (Btw, doesn't that sound like a really good drink...or a chocolate something??)

Posted by: Gabi at August 10, 2006 5:45 AM

The DMV?

Posted by: Joy at August 10, 2006 6:12 AM

Oh, please give Heather a prize anyway! ;)

Posted by: diane at August 11, 2006 6:54 AM