May 3, 2006

A Conversation Had Under the Influence of Deadlines

Me: I predict you will be killed by wolves.
Him: I feel skeptical about that.
Me: I am completely psychic.
Him: I feel skeptical about THAT, too.
Me: What if I told you that I went down to the courthouse today and changed my name legally to "wolves."
Him: I would say two things. Thing one: The likelihood that you are are psychic just went up, especially since I am about to say thing two.
Me: What is thing two?
Him: Thing two: You changed your name to wolves? So now instead of calling you my bitch, I have to call you my bitches?

Posted by joshilyn at May 3, 2006 5:13 PM

Where should we send the flowers? :-)

Posted by: DebR at May 3, 2006 6:48 PM

Okay, YOU are on deadline, and HE is going to be eaten by wolves? I LIKE that setup. Where do I sign up?

Posted by: Cornelia Read at May 3, 2006 7:22 PM

He's actually quite adaptive.

Posted by: Cele at May 4, 2006 2:15 AM

As one safely located quite some distance away, may I just say, bwahahahahahaha! Anyway, my mom was a Wolfe. Go, Scott, go! *gleeful look*

Posted by: David at May 4, 2006 7:36 AM

Joshilyn Wolves. I like it!

Maybe the "my bitches" is a compliment? Not many women can rise to a multiplicity of bitch.

Posted by: Edgy Mama at May 4, 2006 7:46 AM

Please thank Scott for making everyone in my office come in and stare at me while I laughed so hard I cried.

Posted by: Chris at May 4, 2006 10:30 AM

A multiplicity of bitch.


Posted by: Aimee at May 4, 2006 10:36 AM

Dog, do not eat it!

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