I FEEL BETTER! ALERT THE MEDIA!
Yesterday was the FIRST DAY that I didn't look like I had been made entirely out of spit and white paper. (DIGRESSION: I wonder who makes paper-spit people? Probably artisan gnomes. Well, the ones who created Bacterial Bronchitis Me (now with more phlegm!) have diseased gray spittle and are not nearly as skilled as they think they are. ) But yesterday I looked like I had been made with clean, fresh gnome spittle, at least, and TODAY I look like a PERSON instead of a craft project gone horribly awry. So. I have decided...to live!
My hosting service, I JUST discovered, provides all this STATISTICAL information, the purpose of which seems to be amusing me. It tells me things like what KEYWORDS at Google are leading people to Faster Than Kudzu. Here are some of the search strings that brought people to my site just in the LAST THREE DAYS:
"maple syrup chemical weapon" --- um, OKAY.
"molds to make pajamas for yorkies" -- Believe it or not, I am the ONLY link this search produces. HEH!
"beautiful cake in the world murdering spree" -- Believe it or not, I am NOT the only link this string produces...
"oh! my goddess books froo online" --- I especially like the exclamation point. For when it is a search you are REALLY! REALLY! excited to make!
"how does kudzu effect you" -- Is this a trick question? Kids today, what WON'T they smoke....
I also am getting MULTIPLE people coming here via searches for "Hoover Dam," "Hoover Dam Facts," and, one especial pet favorite googler searched for, "Hoover DAMN Facts." This is SO ironic, Allanis Morrisette could write a whole NEW song about it; people with a virtuous and sincere desire to learn all about the Hoover Dam are clicking to a blog entry about REFUSING to learn ANYTHING about the Hoover Dam even under duress.Posted by joshilyn at February 4, 2005 6:55 AM