November 3, 2004
Cover Me Part Deaux
Remember when I showed you my most beautifulest cover ? Here. Look at it again.
And remember I asked you to figure out what was reflected in the REARVIEW mirror?
See, I was thinking it was some sort of FLOWERED VINE or BUSH, but then in comments, David Gray made it seem very plausible that it was actually a chunk of the car.
But we were both wrong. My friend Jay BLEW THE IMAGE UP and then did that CSI-style computer wizardry thing and where they ZOOM IN on a teeny piece of an image and clarify and then ZOOM IN MORE, lather rinse repeat. After several hours in the lab, analyzing, he could make out what it was quite clearly.
What’s the subliminal message THERE, huh?
In other news, you can thank Shawn Box for THIS little treat. You know... people with a mental illness number THAT high always make me feel pretty dern good about treading water in the just-barely-over-my-head portion of the crazy pool.
Posted by joshilyn at November 3, 2004 3:40 PM
Subtext: Buy this book or you get burninated!
I shall SO be using that in a sentance today.
Ummm... Didn't you say the cover is a photograph? So... does that mean there was some type of actual fire-breathing lizard in the car with the poor hair-challenged model? Or what? Inquiring minds want to know.
YOU DO NOT KNOW FROM TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR????
Get thee hence to Homestarrunner.com and watch Strong Bad Email cartoons and play PEASANT QUEST.
Fire-breathing lizard? It looks to me like an alligator biting someone's foot. I have to buy your book now!
Ans as for the lions, everyone knows lions are Jewish and we are very difficult to convert. I would have reacted similarly. I don't know why he bothered.
I pity the fool that does not know of Trogdor The Burninator! I loved the Lion Story too. I keep seeing it everywhere. It's just beautiful!
You mean to tell me some guy from Jersey made a convertible top out of the Burninator? Blasphemy!
As for the lions...*shaking my head*...