September 1, 2004

WHO IS A GOOD DOG!?!?!

Hint: BARK! BARK! BARK!

WHO finished Chapter 14 in a BLAZE of GLORY.
Hint: ME ME ME ME ME!

I am one chapter away from a COMPLETED DRAFT! YARGLE BARGLE LA LA WOO! I better keep drafting while the drafting is going so well BUT

First I have to tell you. I am being relentlessly stalked and tormented by the black-hearted number two...

Remember right before the move I needed TWO root canals, then TWO trees launched falling-over-and-dying attacks on my roof and car and then TWO monitors BLEWED UP BUT GOOD and had to be replaced, thus neatly disposing of two years' worth of disposable income in two months? Well, the madness continues.

I was UNABLE TO CLOSE thanks to the pernicious demonology of lawyers, so I now own TWO houses and unless we can TRY AGAIN and close in....TWO DAYS on the SECOND of September I will be paying TWO mortgages. And really, considering how VILE and UNLUCKY the number 2 is being for me what are the chances that things will come up roses (and closes) on the SECOND day of September?

OH and then yesterday my van, which was full of my TWO CHILDREN popped a tire. AHA you say. THAT WAS ONLY ONE TIRE! SO! THERE GOES YOUR DUMB PERSECUTION VIA NUMEROLOGY THEORY!

Except wait. I thought, okay yes it was ONE tire but we have TWO cars so I waited for the other car to drop, so to speak, and nothing happened so I thought OKAY well maybe this is the end of the curse, except at the tire place they said, WOW this other tire is about to pop TOO. <---TOO! And so I had to buy how many new tires?

That's right.

This episode of VooDoo Infested Street of Sesame Seed Scented Evil has been brought to you by the number TWO and the letter DAMMIT. Thanks for watching.

Posted by joshilyn at September 1, 2004 10:12 AM
Comments

it is a bit daunting to comment for the first time on a post such as this--but i swear i wan't laughing until "the letter Dammit"

that was just TWO much!

Posted by: Dana at September 1, 2004 12:58 PM

*snort* Not. laughing. at. all.

ahem.

Have you read/watched Where the Heart is? In the book,s he has a thingw ith 7s. It's 5s in the movie. Not sure why they changed it.

Posted by: Heather at September 1, 2004 2:45 PM

Congrats on Chapter 14!! :)

bummer about the tire, and the closing bit. BUT hey.. an interesting adventure for TWOSday! har har har. ;)

Best wishes and better days for September to be sure.

Posted by: Klint at September 1, 2004 3:23 PM

rofl!

Posted by: Jess at September 2, 2004 2:30 AM