August 1, 2004


I have returned from my nine day beach vacation extravaganza. I spent most of the time eating. I think I ate Florida. It is very sad. Now everyone will have to pick and pick to remove one embroidered star from their American flags and then go and manually scritch the sunshine state off of their globes. Even sadder: I suspect Florida has settled onto my butt. I will have to manually scritch Florida from its new home by raising my step and adding two more little bars to my ankle weights. If you play, you pay. And if you eat most of a state, you pay in sweat. BOO!

TOMORROW I will tell you the ten things I learned from the toilets of New York. It will be a very touching blog entry, so you will need to bring a Kleenex, and yet it will also be filled with sage wisdom. Sort of like Tuesdays with Morrie, but with flushing.

Posted by joshilyn at August 1, 2004 8:12 PM

I can't WAIT for the toilet blog! I'm a little nervous though, as it has been advertised as "touching" and I do not want to be touched by New York toilets.
Sorry. Not even with you.
But I am GLAD you are back. I'm wiping away a tiny tear of joy.
Sorry about Florida being eaten, but it's all ok, because YOU'RE BACK!

Posted by: Kira at August 1, 2004 8:52 PM


Posted by: James at November 4, 2004 4:52 AM