June 18, 2004

BUY MY HOUSE

My house is deeply cute -- so deeply cute it is practically cute on the cellular level. And if you are not a family of four one of whom works from home and MUST HAVE AN OFFICE, you would LIKE it. I have taken TENDER DELICIOUS care of it for 6 years now. I have kept it painted and put in a new TRANE and LOVED IT DEARLY and I have installed a garbage disposal (Here "I" means "Scott") and I have kept it clean and in perfect repair (Here "I" up until recently means "a very good maid service") and LOVED IT but NOW I REALLY need someone else to come and take over loving it so I can HAVE AN OFFICE I am DYING of not enough room. DYING.

And tonight I found my house. It is MY house. It has EVERYTHING on my list of wants. It has NOTHING on my list of don't wants. It is in MY NUMBER 1 school picks districts in my NUMBER ONE neighborhood pick. It has over 90% of the things on my "This would be nice, but is not needed" list. I LOVE IT. I DOUBLE SCRUTIATING LOVE IT and if my house does not sell I can not have it and I if I can not have it my HEART will CRACKLE and SNAP and POP like crappy cereal and I will die. SO.

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

Posted by joshilyn at June 18, 2004 7:59 PM
Comments

Good luck selling your house. :)

Posted by: Tiff at June 19, 2004 11:01 PM

Check out A&E's "Sell This House" You might find some useful tips on fixing things up so that people can't help but want to buy it. Good luck!

Posted by: Jensgalore at June 20, 2004 9:58 PM

OMG I LOVE SELL THIS HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!
I also love TRADING SPACES. And CLEAN SWEEP. ETC ETC.

My family calls it house porn, and everyone knows mommy has a little problem...

Posted by: Joshilyn at June 21, 2004 5:48 AM