April 23, 2004

This is completely true

My husband has been in Vegas for 16 days now.

Last night I dreamed I was in the beach house my family gets for a week every summer. I was sitting on the sofa, watching a movie, and my dad and my sister-in-law, Julie, were sitting on one side of me. My mom was sitting in a chair nearby, my brother was on the floor, and Arnold Schwarzenegger was sitting on my other side. He had long hair gathered back into a pony-tail and it was streaked with gray. Der Arnold was hitting on me pretty hard.

I kept saying, ARNOLD, REALLY, QUIT IT! I AM MARRIED! ARNOLD! MY PARENTS ARE SITTING RIGHT THERE! GOOD GRIEF! He kept blowing in my ear and murmering at me, but I was very firm with him. Finally he said, I MUST RESORT TO CALLING FOR A HOOKER TO BE SENT! and stomped out in a huff.

So. Pop quiz hotshot.
WHO needs their husband to come HOME NOW PLEASE.
Hint: me.

Posted by joshilyn at April 23, 2004 11:40 AM

Took the day off and was just reading up some blogs and thought I would post here

Posted by: yaoi at September 25, 2004 6:04 PM