April 12, 2004

The Dreadful Facts

1) My husband is in Vegas for 2.5 more weeks.

2) My house is on the market, and must be kept immaculate at all times.

3) My son put Something Evil down the toilet, clogging it up a grinding, awful, serious manner.

4) A plumber costs 150 dollars just to come to your house and say "Wow. He sure did put Something Evil down this toilet." (Costs more to actually get the S.E. out)

5) Did I mention that my husband is out of town?

These are the facts of the case -- I leave you to draw your own conclusions.

*trudges off to get the plunger*

Posted by joshilyn at April 12, 2004 8:44 AM

I am in Atlanta this week.
I leave tomorrow.
I thought Husband might not like me visitin'.

Posted by: Shawn B at April 15, 2004 10:42 PM