April 6, 2004

Where's a stake when you need one?

I thig I hab allergies.

Evidence: My eyes are streaming. I have a yellow van, except it was silver and white when I bought it. My throat is bothering me. Atlanta is number 3 on the pollen index with a bullet.

What else could it be?

Answer: A vampire.

Perhaps it is time to ditch conventional medicine and go dig up the mortal remains of my great uncle Louis…

Posted by joshilyn at April 6, 2004 6:02 AM

HA! "What other explanation is possible?" he asked.

Posted by: jill james at April 6, 2004 11:59 AM

my suggestion is head down to the mart and get yourself some CLARITIN (tm) and then make sure all of your friends buy a lot of it too. Not that I care, really. ;)

Posted by: Dark Lord Fancy Pants at April 6, 2004 5:14 PM