March 28, 2004


I just got back in EVIL parents had this HUGE dish of gummi bears and M and Ms sitting out beside a two pound box of godiva chocolates, and these rolled fancy tube-shaped cookies, and hershey miniatures in little dishes in EVERY ROOM OF THE HOUSE, and ZAPP'S, and a huge vat of butterfinger ice cream ... I've been completely off processed sugar for months, eating all fresh and natural and veggie-riffic, so I had to get tough with them. I yelled, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, YOU KNOW I AM OFF SUGAR, GET THIS CRAP AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

But of course they could not understand what I was saying. Because my mouth was full.

Posted by joshilyn at March 28, 2004 6:22 PM

It is know a person on the "other-side" and not realize they have such incredible talent. Kudos to you!

Posted by: Rose B at March 29, 2004 11:50 AM

Do your parents live in Arizona? Because they or someone like them have been sneaking stuff into my office to mock me! Chocolate covered macadamia nuts from Hawaii, geez! A creamic jar in the shape of a blue M&M filled with Kit Kats and Butterfingers and M&Ms. And yummy delicious ooey gooey cheezy processed white flour spaghetti with meat sauce, a whole vat of it, thrusting it in my face to eat. I have turned the other cheek and am holding out for a warm piece of pecan pie topped with fresh whipped cream. Ha. Let's see if they can pull that one off.

Posted by: Dara at March 29, 2004 4:26 PM

It's Easter time therefore Cadbury chocolate egg time. And I don't mean the ones filled with that vile eye jelly. I mean the ones filled with caramel like a little chocolate vat. Which rhymes with...

Posted by: Snarkadelic at March 29, 2004 5:51 PM