March 14, 2004

Elizabeth Osborne is a Complete Genius

I am having "Elizabeth Osborne is a Complete Genius" engraved on my left buttcheek. I just am.

I had to go get an "author photo" taken for the book jacket and like every human being on the planet, I ALWAYS hate pictures of me. There are pictures of me on this very website that make me want to crawl under the sofa and live with the dust camels. So I went to see Liz, a photographer friend of mine from the way back back. Elizabeth Osborne is a total and complete raving genius extraordinaire, which won't all fit on the one butt cheek or BELIEVE ME, I would tattoo it there. She managed to make me look like a grown-up with a real hair cut.

Look---Here 'tis.

Also I get to put a big fat CHECK by one thing on my to do list. So now all I have to do *checks list* is...

1)Do all Line Edits
2)Write Second Novel
3)Successfully Raise 2 Children to be Kind, Happy Adults
4)Make Supper
5)Drink the rest of this Shiraz before it goes bad.

eep. Better get right on that. I pick 5.

Posted by joshilyn at March 14, 2004 6:59 PM

I hear 'Branding" is in, and they use surgical tools now instead of bent iron. I am sure if you used an artistic encirclement from your thigh to your ankle, that your pronouncement would fit.

Posted by: Shawn B at March 15, 2004 7:50 AM