LOOK what I will be doing this afternoon. 4 PM EST. You come, too. Pretty please? Sugar etc? It will be fun.
I am going to put on eyeliner and a nice top. SECRETLY, you and I will both know that from the waist down it is a horrorful wasteland consisting of those floppulant pink fantasy Francy-pants I dug out of a dumpster in Avignon and bare Winter Feet in DESPERATE NEED of Pedicurating.
BUT the parts on camera are going to look moderately mentally well. I will look as much like my author photo as I humanly can without photoshop to smooth the rage horn wrinkles on my forehead into Faux-Botoxian smoothness. THIS I VOW.
Come hang with me? Click the image above to go to the place and learn how to be at the thing (That was fancy technical internet talk!)
I meant to do a CONTEST this week. I meant to do a LOT of things. Heh. Because you know it is tomorrow, right? SOMEONE ELSE’S LOVE STORY comes out tomorrow. But you knwo this has nto been a smooth fall, personally speaking, and no, we are still nto talkign about it. No real new news to report, for good or ill.
HEY LOOK OVER HERE AT THIS HAPPY SHINY THING: I had a fantastic idea for the TACKIEST CONTEST EVER. SO fun and downright filthy. Here is the idea: You know that NEW FOX SHOW Almost Human about Hot Robot Cop? I was going to have you in the comments explain how the show would approach, broach, cover and establish that Hot Robot Cop has a full set of working robot man bits. Whoever came closest to the actual explanation would win a copy of SIGNED SELS and an adorable baby paper MoM.
But Joshilyn, you say, how do you know that the show will establish this fact? HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT HE IS A FULLY FUNCTIONING MALE ROBOT?
Beloveds, I say back, I know because 1) Look at the actor. Please. He is PAST regular crazy TV show hot and into excessive amounts of wrongful hotness. He is GRATUITOUSLY hot. And more importantly and telling: 2) THE SHOW IS ON FOX.
So, we can assume, yes? Yes. VERY safely. Hot Cop Bot is a fully functioning simulator of all things human. He may not EAT, but I promise you, I know, I am sure, and I would bet my dogs that this robot will be making the sexes before Season 2.
I haven’t seen the pilot yet— we do not have cable—- but I plan to watch it on the internets as soon as I have 60 consecutive minutes. If they do not establish it this episode maybe we can still do the contest.
Did you see it, the pilot? Without spoilering it for me, tell me, is it GOOD? Is it as cheesy and superb as I HOPE WITH ALL MY HOPES? And DO they establish his *cough* possible functions in this ep?
By the way, in case I did not mention it for 15 consecutive seconds, SELS COMES OUT TOMORROW.
That means….TODAY IS THE LAST DAY FOR THE VIRTUAL BOOK TOUR. *panic* *run in circles* *scream*
No, no, do not panic or run in circles or scream. I will do all that. I AM doing all that. You? All YOU have to do is PARTICIPATE *beam*.
The VIRTUAL BOOK TOUR is explained here if you do not know what that is—Plus you can see all the FUN PRIZE DRAWING LOOTS for participants! And I dearly deeply wish you would tweet or facebook or email this page here to ANYONE who might not know or might have forgotten because it is the LAST DAY. I am packing my crazy ugly shoes! I am tweezing my eyebrows! BOOK LAUNCH TOMORROW.