I AM supposed to already HAVE one. I know that. The work is theoretically done.
You were THERE when we did it, remember? You Best of all Possible Beloveds helped me compile a list of questions. If any question sounded even remotely familiar, I assumed it was because they had been asked frequently, and I answered them. I know I did like…15 individual blog posts. The idea was to AT THE END, cut and paste them together and make an FAQ page.
So it would have been REALLY smart to LABEL them all FAQ, right? SO that I could search Kudzu later and FIND THEM?
But instead I helpfully did not label or title the posts ANYTHING like FAQ. I made sure, in fact FAQ did not appear ANYWHERE in ANY of them. Nor did I cleverly make a CATEGORY.
OOOH WAIT!….Okay! Not true. Right after I typed that, I thought to myself, “Self, is that true? Or DID you make a category? And if you did, wouldn’t you feel FOOLISH having spent all this time using the search function?”
On the bright side, that one entry actually contains a frequently asked question. SO THERE IS THAT. One down.
When I SEARCH the old kudzu for the posts, all I find are posts delightedly butt-trumpeting about how I have now answered all those FAQ questions, and isn’t that AWESOME! Heh.
SO NOW! As we prepare here at Chez Kudzu to launch the ALL KNEW GROWN UP KIND OF WEBSITE (NEW! IMPROVED! Now with an ACTUAL designer instead of Jill and Lydia and Scott cobbling crap together with their personal human spittle, and 75% more raisins!) I am going to have an FAQ page that says COMING SOON!
And here we understand that soon is a relative term. Deeply, deeply, deeply relative. Why, “soon” to God might mean several billion years. So.
One idea I had was maybe to RE-DO the FAQ right here on KUDZU. Yes, just RE-ANSWER all the questions I don’t remember. HEH. One is: Where and when were you born?
Fort Walton Beach, Florida. February, 27. 1968.
That’s two down. Yay me.