Maisy: MOM! MOM! GAHHHHHHH!!!! There is an ENORMOUS BUG IN THE HOUSE!

Me: What kind of bug?

Maisy: THE ENORMOUS KIND.

*I go into the kitchen, and there he is, floating around the trash can*

Me: Oh Maisy Jane! This is a WONDERFUL Bug! SAM SAM SAM! COME QUICK!

*Sam tears his face away [...]