Maisy: MOM! MOM! GAHHHHHHH!!!! There is an ENORMOUS BUG IN THE HOUSE!
Me: What kind of bug?
Maisy: THE ENORMOUS KIND.
*I go into the kitchen, and there he is, floating around the trash can*
Me: Oh Maisy Jane! This is a WONDERFUL Bug! SAM SAM SAM! COME QUICK!
*Sam tears his face away [...]