Here in Georgia, SPRING has sprung.
You: What are talking about? This is Ju—-
Me: LA LA LA WHAT I CANNOT HEAR YOU.
You: Summer is half ov—
Me: LOOK!!! A SQUIRREL. A SPRING SQUIRREL, SPRINGING. SHUT UP.
So it is spring, and now is that terrible time when we must do THE […]
We went for Lydia’s SHINE SHINE SHINE One Read even at Auburn. I did it last year. This is a GREAT event, and Chris and Ashley and the Friends are AWESOME. Look, Ashley always does an amazing book-specific display. Lydia’s lit up and featured a lot of WIGS and WIG HEADS.But while we were […]
This is the actual lake where I am writing my actual book. It’s truly going now. I am finding the voice. It helps that it is 1982 here. Lydia says I am wrong. She says it is feels more pre-1978. Maybe, yeah. This is the American South where I came of age. It still […]
I am VERY TIRED of books about awful people being awful to other awful people. I have read a rash of them. They were fun, but NOW I am hungry for something else. SOMETHING VERY SPECIFIC.
I want to read a book that fulfills ALL the requirements below. Not because the kind […]
Hey, remember when I said I was going to blog more?
I meant COOK MORE.
I meant COOK MORE and also WRITE THE HELL OUT OF MY NOVEL.
I have been getting up at 4 am, 6 days a week, and writing for 8 – 10 hours, and then I can’t look at screens […]
As you can probably guess from the silence + the jug of WEIRD LIQUOR, I have been on writing retreat; That is cherry moonshine, which made me feel very TILTED WORLDy. (That’s a reference to a novel about moonshiners called THE TILTED WORLD. I do NOT mean I drank it until I fell over, […]
Okay, so this is a cool thing that HC is doing. Debuts are kinda risky. Like, if I see Haven Kimmel (I am waiting. I am standing on tiptoe, peering at the Kimmel horizon, trying to see if anything is preparing to rise.) or Tom Franklin or Laura Lippman or Carolyn Parkhurst or Lee […]
I AM ON THE ROAD. I MISS YOU ALREADY. I hope to see you on the tour, and then it will be harder to miss you, because you will be there. If yu cannot be there, you can still get on on the virtual book tour. Just have the orders in before 4 PM EST! […]
LOOK what I will be doing this afternoon. 4 PM EST. You come, too. Pretty please? Sugar etc? It will be fun.
THIS IS WHERE THE CHAT TAKES PLACE (to be clear) (because I got a couple of asky emails)
I am going to put on eyeliner and a nice top. SECRETLY, […]
1) Truck Splits to Enya would be a great weirdo garage band name. Imagine a kind of peg-jeaned band with throw-back mod hair and a retro-amusing take on synthesizers.
2) I asked you for funny cat videos and no huggings, and OH did you respond. I have seen EPIC cat videos, including one where these […]