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So I noticed that the two main ballerinas in BLACK SWAN had made almost exactly the same movie, FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS and NO STRINGS ATTACHED in which Natalie Portman OR Mila Kunis, but not respectively, has convenient but contractually loveless sex with Justin Timberlake or Ashton Kutcher, but not respectively, and they all four [...]  AWWWWWWWWWWWWW. The way he looks up at his person and makes lip-smackies. As if he is saying, “MMMM THANKS FOR THE DELCICIOUS….NOTHING.” And yet he keeps trying. He is Sisyphus Lizard. It is awful. And yet I laugh and laugh. Look, this is awful, too: Our across the street neighbors have a Santa [...] I am in a funk. BLERRRRG. Scott has been out of town for a week, is why, so I am EXHAUSTED. When he goes away, my regulation insomnia becomes Insomnia Double Plus Plus. I am unpleasant. I do not bathe. The potted basil looks droopy and instead of getting the hose [...] WHOOPS! I forgot to push all that shame down! It’s like our collective skirt is still flipped up and all our Freudian slips are showing. Let me just give that a tug! LOOK UP! LOOK AWAY! LOOK HERE NOW! DO NOT SCROLL DOWN!!!! LOOK AT….nothing! Yup. I have NOTHING to tell you except [...] |
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