Comments: Gilbert (and PreContest Info)

Since you like them so much...
Do you know how hamburgers were invented?
Chuck Norris threw a cow at a chain link fence.

Posted by Laura L at June 6, 2008 3:31 PM

We have Chuck Norris sightings all the time around here. He has family in the area. William and his buddies saw him one night at the movies. By that I mean, in the audience, not on the big screen. William LOVES Chuck Norris one liners. He has a million of 'em. If you ever need more of them, just ask and I'll set him to typing them up for you.

Posted by Laume at June 6, 2008 3:35 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until they tell everything they know.

Posted by Jill at June 6, 2008 3:39 PM

Jill, LOL! Wish I could do that, especially with the drier academic stuff I have to read (which would be deplorably near all of it). But you know what I wish even more? I wish I knew what the face at the top of the girl on the cover of TGWSS looks like. Now I know who to ask!

Posted by Kalynne Pudner at June 6, 2008 4:02 PM

When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

I love 'em too! :-)

Posted by DebR at June 6, 2008 9:03 PM

Chuck Norris one liners? oh mi.

Posted by Cele at June 7, 2008 1:00 PM

You can put one of those Google tools on your home page with daily Chuck Norris one-liners. My son loves him too.

Posted by Julie at June 7, 2008 3:16 PM

Kudzu is not encroaching. It is merely retreating. From Chuck Norris. Ha!

Posted by Gilbert at June 7, 2008 6:12 PM

Kalynne...hate to say it, but I'm not so sure she has one left if Chuck's been interrogating her. ROFL...yes, I'm sick like that.

Great ones, DebR and Gilbert!

Posted by Jill at June 7, 2008 6:37 PM