Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (note the 39 very happy happy's!)
If it makes you feel better, I'll be 43 in three weeks. REALLY, really OLD!
Captain Crunch made me laugh loudly. I know there's fancy Internet slang for that, but I'm so old that I feel silly using it. Is "conversate" a word?
Everybody sing "Happy Birthday to Joss" really, really loudly. NOW!
Happy Happy Birthday! 39 is not so bad. It's the new 29! (Really, it is)
Happy Birthday, my whoodie.
oooh I am older than you, yet still 39.
Birthday's are just a wonderful excuse to spoil yourself! I just had the second anniversary of my 25th birthday plus 2- now we're talking old - my parents were ancient when they were this age. But amazingly I'm not old at all. Just getting slightly calmer with age! - So make yourself do something wonderful for yourself today and enjoy it!!!!!
I just turned 25.
Wanna come to town and have dinner, a movie, maybe go back to my place? I think you are pretty.
Does that help?
Happy Birthday Josh and remember, you are not getting older, just better and better like fine wine. And when we get past a *certain age* we are ACTUALLY allowed and encouraged to go into the liquor store and actually purchase wine bottles that do NOT come with a screw top lid! It's kinda of a right of passage and the older you, get the more expensive the wine gets, and nobody, I REPEAT, nobody is allowed to say a blessed word.
Now onto the subject of lawyers/writers/comics. I used to work for a group of lawyers (one of which was my brother-in-law, and yes we still speak), and I always wondered why half of them are always aspiring novelists. It's because 1.) They don't do squat-the paralegal does everything, they themselves just sit in the office, listen to clients and pass kleenex. 2.)They listen to a whole bunch of crap that nobody, but nobody would believe half of it. 3.) If they don't take flights of fancy into fiction, they will be either drnking or doing drugs or a combination of the both to forestall insanity and finally 4.) Typing words like thereinafter does something to the brain.
Fo shizzle my nizzle! It's yo' b-day? Well Happy Birthday!
Oh happy day!
If I were a guy, and 10 years younger, I would hit on you because.. you are pretty. But alas, I am NOT a guy. And I am 34. But, you are STILL pretty. Really. Very pretty. *pets hair of Joss* Very. Very pretty.
Did that work? If not, you're on your own, kid. Short of sending you my little brother in the mail, I don't know what else to do.
And Karen is totally hit-up-on-able. I mean, she's one of the Hot Chicks.
Sorry about the no spa, no room service, no gym, no 128 channel hotel. That sucks. You suffer so much for us. We appreciate that. Really, we do.
Just one last thing, then I'll go...
Love ya, Joss!!
Awwww . . . . you are SO pretty!!!
I have a little sister that is 25. Want her? Her husband won't mind, honestly.
I know, I know, shut up and find a secretary. Got it.
Happy Birthday!!! :)
How's about an under-25 male secretary who types 95 wpm?
Just a thought.
First, happiest birthday wishes.
Second, am I the only one that got caught up on, "popularized by cash money records" in the urban dictionary definition? Which Urban Dictionary users knows what a record is?
Third, get that book done. I've had Between sitting on my nightstand since Christmas when I read it in a few days. I leave it there as a reminder to find something to read - but the bar is set so high. How can anyone live up to my expectations now?
PS: It turns out there's an alternate spelling for "whoodie", it is "wodie". If the kid had used that spelling I totally would have known what it meant. Hahaha. I jest. I still wouldn't have known what it meant. Now I'm even more uncool than I was when I started. Great. That's fab.
PPS: Will Alabama Booksmith have signed copies of the new book too?
I had a student hug me Monday night, and then he farted. Does that make you feel better?
Happy Birthday, Joss!
By the way I am happy to know that you sweat the vowels, and it wasn't agonizing over bowels.
39? Aren't you a little young to be having trouble with your you-know-whats? *squints and re-reads entry* Oh, VOWELS! I'm sorry, I'm 48 and I can't see for cr*p. Trying to avoid the whole glasses/contacts/lasik thing till I'm, oh, idunno, 80 or something. Your lawyerly friend is a hoot. Reminds me of a guy on another of my beloved authors' blogs. That one claims to own the whole universe. Put those two in a room together and they could probably solve the energy crisis and then snark at each other about who should get the royalties for it.
Happy, Happy Birthday, Joss!
Puh-leeeze...I'm going to be turning 45 in two weeks so you don't get any sympathy from me about turning any age that still starts with a 3. You DO, however, get sympathy from me for not having a nice secretary to finish your book while you go get a pedicure or something. Everyone should have a secretary, or a wife or something. (Including me. I wonder if I'd get one if I asked for one for my birthday. Hhhmmm....)
Anyway, slightly belated Happy Birthday!! You're very, very pretty in a "you totally look 25" sort of way, and you have great hair and great shoes, and if I was single and either a man or a lesbian, I promise I would hit on you. :-)
Yay you! Happy Birthday! I am so looking forward to reading this next work of yours!
SURELY there must be a 25-year-old hot male secretary who types 95 wpm for sale somewhere? Let's all chip in and then we can share him. But you can have him first because it's your birthday. Happy birthday!
Happy happy happy birthday, you young hot thang you!!!
Happy Birthday! You are way cool.
You do know 39 is the new 25?
It's true. It came to me in a dream.
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