Comments: The Secret Fight

I love to read your blog, it makes me laugh hysterically. Thank you so much for sharing your unique view of this world with us. Your thoughtful quips really make my day. I can't wait until I get to read your novel!

>1) Does the explanation make my mental illness >score HIGHER or LOWER? What is it now?

Higher I think.

>WHAT IF SHE SECRETLY READS MY BLOG?

I guess you will have to wait until you get your next letter.

Posted by Joe at June 1, 2004 9:45 PM

Well now. As far as the mental illness score, does a higher score make you MORE crazy or LESS crazy?
Not that it matters. You're perfect. Pick your own score.
Secondly, NO you should not have blogged the secret fight! What WERE YOU THINKING? GOOD GRAVY, WOMAN!
Kidding! Yes, this is bloggable. (Blogworthy? Blogfodder? Blodder?) If she has time to secretly read your blog yet not time to secretly be a friend, she deserves far worse than the title "Catalyst" And more importantly, YOU MADE ME LAUGH.
Again.

Posted by Kira at June 1, 2004 11:15 PM

Joe says the explanation makes my mental illness score HIGHER, so let us assume that HIGHER means "less crazy." Then we can all be happy.

Except the people whose houses did not sell.

Oh wait, that's me.

Posted by Joshilyn at June 2, 2004 9:08 AM

You know, years ago, I lovingly involved you in some sort of "secret friend" plot, with only the best intentions and the finest motives. As I recall, you practically took out a sword and severed my small, hopeful, brave head, and choking with rage you expounded on how you absolutely hate secret friends, cannot imagine ever enjoying one even a tiny bit, are filled with the highest scorn and contempt for the very idea, and would rather be boiled than have one of these *hold nose* secret friends. I believe my ears are still ringing from it. And here you are, cantering around with your secret friends, here's one and there's another, they're gathering in piles under your furniture, and you couldn't be more pleased. ODD.

Posted by spanky at June 2, 2004 8:07 PM

1)When I said all those things to you about the vile creeptitude of secret friends, I did not know YOU were being mine because you PRETENDED TO BE A MAN.

2) SECRET FRIENDS who present themselves as MALE and who appear when you have NOT SIGNED UP for a secret friends program are not so much "secret friends" as they are "stalkers."

3) Our personal SECRET FRIEND DEBACLE came on the heels of the CYANIDE COOKIES lunatic stalker boy incident, when I was NOTABLY JUMPY about weird internet men.

4) But whatever helps you sleep at night. Beloved poodle.

Posted by Joshilyn at June 2, 2004 8:44 PM

I cannot read your blog without my children running over to see what I am laughing so loudly about. And I NEVER drink anything while I am reading your blog. :)

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