I just finished reading the book description of BETWEEN, GEORGIA on Amazon and it sounds fabulous! Another reason to look forward to this summer. Keep 'em coming and I'll keep reading.
Ok, that fish was just icky! I'm new to your blog really, I only recently finished reading Gods in Alabama and just loved it! Can't wait to start on Between Georgia (I live right outside of Between, in the "Between area".
But... I... but... you... that's NOT WHAT HAPPENED. Hmph. Also, um, YOU are the one who came up with robot sex tea, which--if I may say so--really trumps EVERYTHING else.
DUDE! That is TOTALLY what happened. I am no James Frey! Okay well, except MAYBE you did not do the victory booty dance thing. PERHAPS I was projecting there the TEENIEST bit.
1. The dead fish thing is just Eeeeuuuwww. I shouldn't have clicked on that. I really shouldn't have.
2. That Roomba is RED!! I didn't know they came in red. Now I WANT one. I must scheme...er, I mean save my money to purchase one. Yep. That's what I meant.
3. YAY on that last link. That is Yay for everything except the release date. I want it to say February 3. Even March 3 would be good. But JULY 3? TOO LONG to wait, dammit! Hmph.
Roomba Red! Oh, I have the Roomba love. My dear saintly husband bought me one for my birthday because there is a slight possibility that my floors are usually somewhat less than sparkly and in fact are usually covered in a fine layer of dog fur. But no more! All thanks to Ike, my Roomba Red.
Sorry to hijack your blog to talk about that, but I was so excited to see that Kira will soon be sharing the love. :-)
I'm anxiously awaiting Between, Georgia. I loved Gods in Alabama, and can't wait to read more, more, more Joshilyn.
Yippy July! Summer reading! (Although I must echo DebR's comments about the long wait).
Just wanted to let you know the Raleigh Southern Authors Bookclub is hoping, hoping, crossed-fingers wishing that you make it back to Quail Ridge Books on the Between Georgia book tour. We'd love to host you ... and even spend time with you before/after indulging in food and drink! They loved you on the conference call and can't wait to meet you in person.
I love that it just wasn't enough to have an actual dead fish, googly eyes and all. Oh no! We must needs put it on a plate with a PICTURE of a fish with eyes still on it, too. Excellent.
I live in the pacific northwest fish served with their eyes on are nothing new to me (read that as Cele never eats fish that isn't battered and fried - opps lie..I love halibut - but it is way too big to serve with the eyes on.) I once was served a crab with it's cold eyes staring at me across brocolli spears - unfortunately I was not in a chemically straight frame of mind at the time and it haunted me for decades. Ugh.
Now personally I would have loved the teapot in a basket with lots of loverly teas and what-nots as a wedding present...but after three weddings I can say I don't think people give those as presents (I didn't accept presents after wedding number three...I mean really, isn't that kind of silly, I should have given them all presents.)
For the record, the fish was yellow-tail snapper and it was delicious.
I had finished reading Life of Pi just a few days before and I felt very survivor-esque eating a fish that was looking at me. If only they had served turtle soup with it.
Hunan Crispy Fish! -- it's not for everyone. But I like it.
And, I'd suggest some wierd tea to go with the wedding teapot. Like, the stuff from the Republic of Tea -- the Tea for Your Blood Type. Of course, that would involve finding out Kira & spouse-to-be's blood type(s) first. And that would be hard to work into a casual conversation.
Of course, RoT* has mundane tea like "Jasmine Jazz (a Romancer Enhancer)" too. And that's good. If a bit...normal.
*what a terrible acronym. I mean, have they _noticed_??
The very, very best part of this post was the tagline under your name on the cover of Between. "Bestselling author of gods in Alabama."
Yay for Between. But...I mean, July? Damn girl, you are a tease! Dropping that you promise to tell us another story, then not telling us, then casually throwing out the link to Amazon for a book that will be delivered in July? I think I need a glass of wine.
'Tis your own dirty mind seeing perversion there.
And it is no sort of defense that Mir saw the same perversion either. Because, well, it's MIR we're holding up here as a benchmark of sane and not perverse, and I don't think I have to finish that statement, clever girl.
But I love the teapot and sugar bowl and creamer oh so very much. I was just telling my robot...
Oh, wait, never mind.
btw, Oh, oh, oh *sigh* what a lovely book. I almost pre-ordered it just now, but then I remembered you'd probably have signed copies available to buy thru your local indie bookstore. Right?
I just found out last week that The Tattered Cover is moving and they are closing the Fourth Story, which I am distraught over. Speaking of indies. Heh. Did I tell you I'm getting married? Oh look, something shiny!
Dear heaven. Don't do that to me. I thought he'd eaten one of the newts, maybe holding it by the tail and dipping it into sea salt first.
I recieved a Roomba Red for my wedding. And we still tell everyone it was the coolest gift EVAR. The friend who gave it to us will forever be placed upon the alter of Best.Gift.Giver.Ever.
However, whoever buys me a Roomba Scheduler and dock will come in a close second. It's just an idea. I mean, it will vaccum at the same time every day, or every other - EVEN WHEN YOU ARE NOT THERE!!! How freakin' cool is that!?!?!
I'm sorry. Puumba, our Roomba is my new favorite buddy, and I love talking about him. Did I tell you how he beeps so cutely?
Oh, ack! Before the blurb I could wait. Now- pins and needles. I. WANT. IT. NOW.
Okay, um, I wanted to point out that it's not the Roomba Red, it's the Roomba Discovery (I think?), I don't know, it's silver. And has a dock. Does it have a scheduler? Kira? Oh, wait, I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU on account of I think in spite of having gifted you with a robot that has everything a girl could need except for a penis (and geez, you're getting married, so, DUH) you just totally called me insane and perverted. In Joss' comments. Damn, girl. You're only allowed to say that to my face over smoked salmon salad. And lots and lots of wine.
1.) (I'm going to have to go in order here or I'll lose my focus.) The herd? Shouldn't it be stampeding towards us in rambling, Joshilyn order? Just a thought.
2.) One of our California cousins just had twins named Sophia and Joshilyn. Or possibly Josephina. She now has seven kids under five so I don't think she has read your book and is naming the kid in Homage--but she should.
How do you have seven kids under five?
First, delete brain in favor of extra ovaries.
Single male birth first. Before that kid is two, female triplet birth. Before THOSE kids are two, single female birth. When that kid is one, female twin birth. And voila! All that's left is the trip to the courthouse to change your name to Andrea Yates.
3.) I dated a guy from Africa, great guy, he fixed my lunches for work all the time. One day I opened my innocent Tupperware container and there was a nice bed of rice and A FISH HEAD WITH EYES. As if I could eat such a thing. It must be cultural.
4.) The only link I clicked on was to Amazon (although I must go back to figure out the robot thing). Joshilyn, I know that you are doing your very own, victory end zone, booty shaking dance because Diana Lively Is Falling Down is listed as Customers who viewed this book also viewed. So I know that your "flush of pleasure" may be a lot more flushy and filled with pleasure than you can talk about on a PG rated blog!
Warmest wishes and tons of congratulations to you!!!
(to Mir, my love)
Want a whisk?
Between is already on my wishlist. Will you do a book tour for Between?
My best girlfriend here is getting married in March. I helped plan her lingerie shower and am making a cake shaped like a boustier (sp?).
Robot Sex. Not exotic though. I think they mention tea in the article somewhere.
Congrats on the Amazon link! I'd pre-order one myself, but I'm assuming that there will be special signings available for former summer camp counselors, no? :-)
I quake in the presence of so much talent!
(Seriously - I know that sounded sarcastic, but I don’t have a sarcastic bone in my body...the dope and liquor binges have destroyed them all *snort*)
Blogger has locked me out of my old blog. I’m starting over at:
Enter the Laughter Redeux
Formerly - Digital Doorway:Enter the Laughter
Trying to notify all of my previous links. Trying not to think evil thoughts - LOL
Happy Groundhog Day!
I hope something wonderful ‘pops up’ for you today! LOL
thanks so much for posting about my book trailer. you got a lot of great comments!!
if anyone is interested, i just posted an article on my blog about book trailers and my own experience with making the trailer. thanks again, joshilyn!