Comments: In Which I Fool Myself Into Thinking My Life Is Organized By Making Everything Into A List

*Gasp* *choke* Now I'M dying...because I can't breathe, I'm laughing so hard...

Posted by Amy-GO at November 4, 2005 10:03 AM

Just to look on the, er, "bright side" here, if you all DO die of bird flu and it is ALL OF YOU then you're still together and can see the rest of us paving the way to hades for you (and saving some spanking fire boots for you).
Just a thought...
Chris

Posted by Chris at November 4, 2005 10:22 AM

I feel very strongly that it is sick and wrong that I find your high-mental-illness-number blogs funnier than almost anything else on this planet. Should I be laughing at your high mental illness number? I don't think I should. I fear I'm a bad person. But...

Posted by Aimee at November 4, 2005 10:37 AM

I fear what will happen in the world when she gets anxiety.

Joss please go get your flu shot and a case of Peanut Butter M & Ms. Take three a day, you will be fine. Just ask Maisy and Sam, M & Ms can cure everything.

Posted by Cele at November 4, 2005 11:21 AM

Cele is on the right track. However, it is dark chocolate which boosts your immune system, thereby warding off bird flu and, for all I know, category 7 hurricanes. Much dark chocolate (preferably 75% cocoa solids, minimum) -- which, by the way is also a legal mood enhancer, and therefore probably tax deductable as a legitimate business expense for a writer heading into Chapter 2.

Posted by rams at November 4, 2005 11:48 AM

I am so glad that the whapping-oneself-in-the-face-with-a-tire-iron discussion was (so it would seem) one of the more NORMAL conversations you had yesterday.

Posted by Mir at November 4, 2005 12:29 PM

Well, it appears the ginourmous lizard made it out from under the sofa just in the nick of time, wouldn't you say?

Posted by David at November 4, 2005 1:20 PM

I'm on the bird-flu freak wagon, since I've made a morbid study of the 1918 pandemic for years. If I find any black market Tamoxi-drug stuff, I will send you half.

More worried about '70s Movie of the Week plagues like killer bees and getting fried when Right-Guard aerosol overuse nixes the ozone layer than about nouveau paranoid fantasies concerning Category 7 what-have-you, though. Not to mention "Earthquake," complete with Sense-Uround Magic Fingers thingies making the movie seats shiver. Being in California and all.

Posted by Cornelia Read at November 4, 2005 7:06 PM

Personally, I'm going to die shortly of Having-A-Senior-In-High-School-Syndrome, which is way more painful than bird flu, being systemic and all. Also, HASIHS Syndrome has all this head-banging. Whole families are dying.

Posted by Jilly at November 4, 2005 8:31 PM

Nooooooo Don't get the flu shot! Then you'll have to worry about the Thimerosal in the vaccine!

Oh... maybe I shouldn't have mentioned that...

Posted by Martha O'Connor at November 4, 2005 9:14 PM

It's in the nasal spray flu vaccine too, Martha.

Bastards.

Posted by Cornelia Read at November 4, 2005 9:19 PM

Not to worry dear. I've been hoarding Tamiflu and will share with all of my dearest friends.

Posted by poopie at November 4, 2005 9:54 PM


Hey There,

Sounds like you fell into that diversion that W has been trying to afflict on scaring the nation whilst skirting the real issues of bringing down the country. Huge new fan of the book bytheway, Cheers for the Recommend Martha

Posted by Bookseller to the Stars at November 5, 2005 6:09 AM

ROFL.

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