Comments: Eater of Worms

"Happy Birthday" seems so empty after all that. I hope someone sweet surprises you today :)

I've cried every year on my birthday since always.
This year (two weeks!) Imma go to a big GAY RESORT with a conveniently located GAY CLUB on property so I can drink way too much and crawl to bed when the sun comes up. There's no crying at the gay bar!

Posted by Dianna at February 27, 2005 8:16 AM

Please put the worms down, Joshilyn. You have a book tour coming up, my dear, and I don't think Warner can prop your dead body up to sign all those books you are certain to sell.

Here is what you are going to do. You are going to take the day off, grab those yummy checks you got from your folks and mom-in-law and go shopping. When you return from shopping, all laden down with bags of fabulous stuff, you are going to draw yourself a nice bath and just soak there with a good book and a glass (note the word GLASS as opposed to BOTTLE)of shiraz.

Picture me wearing a Little Mermaid birthday hat left over from my daughter's birthday wishing you happy, happy!


Posted by katie willard at February 27, 2005 8:47 AM

Uh...Happy Birthday anyway?

Posted by AGK at February 27, 2005 8:50 AM

Or you could, you know, write in a blog or something. I hear that's very therapeutic. *grins real big, then runs like heck before he gets clobbered*

*** Happy Birthday, Joshilyn ***

P.S. Perhaps miss Maisy could use a co-celebrant? *points at you*

Posted by David at February 27, 2005 9:01 AM


Posted by Carolyn at February 27, 2005 10:56 AM

Oh, HAPPY BIRTHDAY anyway!!! Fun is where you find it. Give Scott some earplugs, put on your 80's CD, and do the Safety Dance.

Posted by Aimee at February 27, 2005 11:37 AM

Happy Bday Joshilyn! I quit having them, so you can have my extras if it makes you feel any better... :o) xxoo

Posted by Martha O'Connor at February 27, 2005 11:45 AM

Hurray! It's a pity party!!

Posted by lizardek at February 27, 2005 2:21 PM

Happy birthday to you,
All of us sure love you,
Happy birthday dear Joshilyn,
Now go take that birthday money and buy a pretty shoe.

(Heck... it's your birthday... buy a whole PAIR!)

Love ya, girl... and love that you admit to being human with such honesty and humor. We should all be so real.

Posted by Mir at February 27, 2005 4:25 PM


Posted by Klint at February 27, 2005 7:06 PM

"Put on your red shoes, and dance the blues", la la.

Posted by KarenB at February 27, 2005 7:06 PM

My wedding anniversary is Sept 9. Dh's birthday is Sept 10. And my birthday is Sept 12. So I can relate. Happy Birthday anyway!

Posted by Shelley at February 28, 2005 12:21 AM

Happy Birthday to YOOOOUUUU
Happy Birthday to YOOOOUUUU
Happy Birthday dear JOSHILYNNNNNN
Happy Birthday to YOOOOUUUU!!

For what it's worth.....

Carolyn H

Posted by Carolyn H at February 28, 2005 8:36 AM

Aaaaaaaaaaaguh!!! So sorry I missed it!! Happy Birthday, tulip! Mine was earlier this week and also went by in a blur...feed the baby, change the baby, sleep for 2.5 minutes, feed the baby....wish I was there to go shop with you! Missing you lots...

Posted by Amy at February 28, 2005 1:40 PM

Happy Birthday!!! :)

Posted by Mary Jo at March 1, 2005 12:02 AM