Comments: Denta-van

ok -I probably shouldn't tell you this, but. I happen to know, from an inside source (namely, me) That women who have breast cancer and undergo chemo are prescribed Ativan BY THE BUCKET LOAD! really. just PX after PX and no one ever asks any questions! Now, there are some other rather unlovely side effects such as the lopping off of the breasts, the baldness, the nausea, yeast infections, bowel problems, mouth sores, joint aches.

but there is Ativan--and really all the other stuff just pales in comparison.

Posted by Dana at December 4, 2004 10:49 AM

Scott, I am so looking forward to reading your memoir: 'Life With Joshilyn of ARC'

Joshilyn, while it might not be the all encompassing rapturous gooeyness of Ativan, ARC huffing is probably no more harmful than sniffing printer's ink fumes, though it might still prove habit forming (we hope). You will let us know, won't you, if each successive MS's ARC imparts its own exclusive effects? Wouldbe ARC sniffers and dentists alike are dying to know.

Posted by David at December 4, 2004 11:24 AM

ROFLOL!!!!!!!! Oh. My. Goodness.

Yoru dentist gives you valium? Can I have your dentist? I cried in the dentist's office last week and the hygenist had to wipe my tears b/c I was flat on my back, strung out on gas and couldn't feel my face.

Posted by Heather at December 4, 2004 2:00 PM

PS when I got a poem into Chicken Soup I went back to my old high school and tracked down my old teachers.

Posted by Heather at December 4, 2004 2:00 PM